Me: stop throwing things on the floor there are people below us!
Me: *lies down on couch and accidentally kicks remote onto floor*
@little-eclipse-kitten: ~sToP tHrOwiNG tHingS On tHE fLoOR tHeRe arE peOpLe bElOw uS~
Me: *throws couch pillow*
Alex: *throws back and knocks phone on floor*
Both: *collapse in hysterical giggles*
In conclusion, neither of us should ever be allowed anywhere.