Tag: come see our giant blue horse with glowing red eyes that greets all visitors

Someday, Friend you will come to Colorado, and when we drive out of the airport, and your lungs are suddenly having to work overtime like the first fish on land realizing it may have made a mistake, I will take you up the short trail to the base of Bluecifer and you will know what it is to stare into the face and overly detailed human-sized horse genitals of a dark god.

And after that, Friend, no mortal will ever hold power over you again