Tonight’s DnD adventure:
- DM took advantage of the face that I am hopelessly gay and I got Saffron’d
- While I couldn’t do anything cause I was knocked out on the floor I rolled a character for the dog. Should he end up included he can play a barbarian with an intelligence of 6 and a charisma of 20
- When I was revived I muttered “that’s why I don’t kiss ‘em on the lips” and my dad snorted his water and mom choked
- While rolling initiative as we were charging at the murderer brother rolled a nat1 and DM announced “Gopher hole!” so he fell flat on his face and missed a turn
- She shot me with my own bow so I’m…a bit salty but she’s not bad overall and yes I remain hopelessly gay
- The sheriff refused to take our report that she’d murdered someone unless the murdered person reported it themself so I channeled my chaotic good alignment and fetched the body and dumped it across his desk. I am now in jail overnight for impeding police business
- So is the body
- Turns out she murdered the guy in order to avert a war so we compromised and filed a single assault charge so she’s jailed for six months instead of anything else
- I’m sharing a cell with her since she smells better than the manky 3 day old body but I should be okay.
DnD in our family is a bit wild.
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