Tag: headcanons

Klance Headcanon #2

Because I see so many possessive/jealous klance headcanons and i am not about that life:

  • Keith and Lance are that couple who never get jealous. ever.
  • they trust each other completely and are good at communication (partially because Keith tends to just say anything that’s on his mind so it’s hard for them to not end up talking things out)
  • They check out guys together
    • Shiro: *walks into the room*
      Keith: Since when is this okay the fuck
      Lance: I know.  I know
    • Hunk: *exists*
      Lance: Do you ever just…feel yourself getting gayer?
      Keith: literally all the time
  • Lance still flirts with girls because it’s fun and that’s just how he is
  • Keith absolutely does not mind. in fact it’s kinda funny
    • also always ends up with Lance in his lap no matter how it turns out with the girl
    • If she shuts him down he laughs it off, chats with her like a normal person for a while, then wanders back to try the same awful line on Keith (and it’s sad how often it works)
    • however if she reciprocates Lance will be back even faster to shove his bright red face into Keith’s shoulder, whining because no matter how many times he gets flirted with he still never gets used to it
  • They might end up in an open relationship someday, or they might not, but they always know that they’re both in this for the long haul and no other person will change that

Roadtrip AU headcanon

~based on real events~

  • Keith tries to get a picture of an interesting rock and gets a blurry bicyclist in the foreground
  • Hunk says it looks like a bigfoot picture
  • Lance and Keith suddenly have a competition to take the most “cryptid” pictures
  • There’re increasingly complex rules
    • It only counts if blurry
    • They have to yell out “cryptid!” to give the other a chance at it
  • There’s a fifteen minute debate about whether a jogger counts or not
    • Especially since all Lance got was an orange blur heading out of frame
  • Levels are invented
    • Joggers are declared a rare variant (at Lance’s insistence)
    • Kids on bikes are larval stage
    • Bike racks are nests
    • Shiro spots a tandem bike
      • No one is sure what to make of it
      • They kinda just coast by it in silence, all six (paladins and Allura) staring out the windows
      • There’s a couple in east Texas who feel a slight shiver when they see an old van overtaking them on the road from now on
  • They overtake a flock of around 25 in the bike lane.  As they slow down to pass them Pidge rolls down their window and blasts the X-files theme on their bluetooth speakers
    • Everyone laughs until they can’t breathe, including Shiro
  • At the end of the day Lance and Keith are comparing photos and arguing over who won.  Pidge trumps them both
    • They argue that Pidge’s don’t count because they didn’t call them out for everyone to see
    • However the existence of 297 blurry photos of cyclists on their phone cements their victory