one thing i love about star wars is that even though the clone wars makes a legitimately good and admirable effort to really get across how huge and expansive the galaxy is and how many different unrelated but still important conflicts are going on at once, the Vast and Swarming criminal underworld of the entire galaxy is apparently still just like the same seven people who all know each other, have all (excluding boba) probably dated each other in varying configurations, and who collaborate on all of the same crimes. and our heroes 100% know this and are completely nonplussed by it
Padme or whoever: Oh no the Senate has uncovered a nefarious criminal plot to do some shady and bad stuff and we don’t know who is behind it
The Jedi: Oh shit ok hold on one moment let us consult our vast criminal database for cluesÂ
Help you, we cannot. Literally anybody, it could be
“oh my baby. you’re so perfect and funny and pretty…. STOP KNOCKING DOWN MY MAGIC SUPPLIES AAAAH”
“ohhh darling lil fluff, you’re my heart, you’re my sweet little whisker baby, i love you so so much–
GODDAMN IT ARE YOU IN MY MAKEUP AGAIN”
Jeff Sessions: I’m a strong supporter of state’s rights.
States: Okay then we’re legalizing pot.
Jeff Sessions: Whoa whoa whoa stop right there, bud. I was talking more about allowing states to discriminate against people I hate and deny civil rights. Weed is the devil’s lettuce.
Fanon Poe: caring, romantic, sensible, always thinks before making the right decision
Canon Poe: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT *explosions*
that guy smugly saying no one would shoot him and brand themselves “cold blooded killers” right before anakin pops up, stabs him in the chest and shrugs
ventress straight up murdering a guy who tried to talk to her at the bar
[clones talking] “so i says to her, baby you and me could really—” “you’ve never even met a girl”
hondo drunkenly yelling “i’m flyinggggg!!” as he gets catapulted into the air by a bunch of 12 year olds
anakin and obi wan getting absolutely smashed at hondo’s pirate bar and waking up in a cell tied together with dooku
grievous immediately jumping into his escape pod and ditching his entire fleet like every episode
pop star sy snootles being a sneaky gay icon who murdered her mobster ex lover
do you ever just think about how wild star wars are politically.
like, there is the neoliberalism of the old republic, with the textbook neo-marxist core-periphery model of the greater galaxy.Â
then there are the jedi, which are an enormously ancient and powerful institution that benefits from and enables the republican-corporate structure, but refuses to take direct involvement in its policy,Â
this leaves an enormous power vacuum which is happily filled by the super secret red glowstick cult of the sith.Â
and then dooku drags the jedi from his weird neoreactionary hereditary aristocracy ground, which is still somehow more refreshing.Â
same thing goes for the separatist confederacy, which is mostly a network of megacorporations and planets dependent upon them, which are somehow a less stiffening alternative for many.
and then there is grievous, ventress and others from worlds existing outside the dominant framework of republican politics, but ravaged by capitalism and conflict and stripped of an identity beyond their utility, becoming the eventual wildcards.Â
the entire worlds like mandalore, powerful and prominent enough to be of weight on the galactic scene, but ultimately uninterested in the galactic politics as framed by the republic, because their domestic problems are more pressing.Â
what ever the hell is going on in the hutt space and underworld, raw capitalism functioning outside the state system
then there is the extremely militarized administrative structure of the empire, which drives itself to autocanibalistic destruction trying to keep all of the above under control.
pockets of limited autonomy exist under the empire, mostly in places whose established hierarchical administrative system allows for easier management.
the super secret red glowstick cult of the sith becomes even more secret, as things do within the mechanism of authoritarian states, which creates another vacuum, as their power is not backed up by ideological representation.
our beloved farmboy goes to pick up some power converters from the toshi station, and stumbles upon the said ideological vacuum with a blue glowstick in his hand.Â
the rebel alliance, which is the oddest mix of generational royalty unhappy with the empire taking over the power they have over their individual planets, and straight up space anarchists from the worlds previously disfranchised by the republic and bombed by the empire.
the rebels politicize the jedi teaching as the core of old republican values, going off them as their platform (may the force be with you), even as the old jedi order pointedly stayed away from policymaking.Â
the sequel trilogy, which refuses to address any of this.Â