I have an interview next week!
And tonight got yelled at by an elderly lady who demanded that I warm up her food for her. A few days ago during the same ritual I asked if she’d bought her frozen pizza in our little convenience store, bc I detest pizza and have no idea how to microwave one and was looking for some directions. She decided I was accusing her of stealing it. No amount of apologies or explanations could soothe her wrath.
Tonight she yelled at me again over the pizza thing, and then demanded that I reprint receipts for all the things she DID buy in our store. Great. She can’t remember what DAY she bought any of them so I get to sift dozens of receipts. Ask her what she bought. Cheese sticks. Okay, that gives me an amount to search for, so I print off the relevant receipts and give them to her.
THIS DOESN’T SAY CHEESE STICKS IT JUST SAYS CASH
Yes, that’s how all our receipts work, I can write it on if you want but–
NO THE COMPUTER NEEDS TO SAY IT IT SAID IT ON MY LAST RECEIPT
That is literally impossible, our computer system only displays “cupboard” because our stock and prices change a lot. I can write it but I can’t type it in or anythi–
MAKE THE COMPUTER SAY IT WHY CANT YOU JUST MAKE THE COMPUTER SAY IT YOU’RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS ARE YOU I’M TELLING YOUR MANAGER THAT YOU’RE ACCUSING ME OF STEALING
good. you do that. please tell him how i refused to do the actual literal impossible for you. i’m out.
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