it’s my last day of work before christmas and i’m not sure if i’m cry-laughing or just crying
there was a reported disturbance in a room earlier, of two women threatening a man with a knife. Police came, checked it out, determined that nothing was suspicious, and left. They called the woman whose name was on the room, she said she was at the hospital thinking she was in labor and had been all night. That no one else had keys to the room or could have been in there. I figure they must have the wrong hotel because it’s been absolutely quiet all night, and the next room over is occupied by the nosiest most racist old lady I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet, and I figure that if something was going down she’d have called and let me know. In triplicate. Room occupant then called me and said she didn’t feel safe staying here bc she just got a call from the police asking if she’d stabbed a man and she wants to come get her stuff, that she’s on her way now. Fair enough. I tell her I’ll cancel the room and she can come get her stuff. The hospital is <5 minutes away. Two hours later she calls again, says she’s being arrested and she wants her friend to come get her stuff. Great. Time to kill the keys so they have to come talk to the desk and I can verify that the room is empty before actually cancelling it. Which I do. Earlier I could hear the tv on but can’t when I go up to deactivate the keys. There’s probably someone in the room. Fuck.
Her friend doesn’t show up for another hour, so I ended up calling the police back to go up with me to confirm that the room was empty (I’m here alone at night so I’m not about to go up to a room that potentially has knife-weilding people in it). I went up with them, I suspect they woke up the entire hallway with their pounding and yelling (thanks guys) and went in with guns drawn which was just fanfuckingtastic.
The room was empty, the tv was on but muted. The aforementioned knife is lying on the counter so apparently that was in fact a thing. I thought that was the most exciting thing that would be found in there but popped in to turn off the tv.
DILDOS
EVERYWHERE
I counted six in my cursory glance before i decided fuck that shit i’m out.
Almost all of them were absolutely enormous.
I am. So distressed rn. Guys. I quit life.
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