Tag: i’m so entertained

scrollsandgay:

my-name-is-apollo:

systlin:

jezabelwillovertake:

whyyoustabbedme:

iamnotanotter:

thatpettyblackgirl:

enjoying watching homophobes learn about history through video game news

lmaooo 

I can’t think of a gayer society than ancient greece

Ancient Greece…followed Christianity…???

Ancient Greece, the civilization that had an island of Lesbians,
homoerotic heroes, had deities that engaged in homosexuality, and
existed 1000 years before Christianity

The Greeks were about Zeus entire DICK not Christianity

I’m sorry I’ve re blogged this like 3 times but this is the FUNNIEST fucking thing I’ve seen in AGES 

Shit someone tell Apollo he’s a Christian

Shit someone tell Apollo he’s straight

mirkwoodest:

cerulean-shark:

real talk, why were there never any handrails on the walkways over the massive pits and abysses in Moria? Do dwarves just not fall?

same in Erebor so this is definitely a DwarfThing ™ and I love dumb meta so here are all my theories:

1. As @findekaano suggested, dwarves are weeble wobbles and can’t fall down due to a low center of gravity.

2. The theory that dwarves have “stone sense” is pretty common. This is usually about knowing where stone is safe or unsafe, finding precious minerals, as well as a sense of direction (fav theory is that Thorin gets lost in the shire because his sense of direction stops working above ground lol.) Maybe it also means very sure footing and balance when underground.

3. Dwarves love looking and feeling cool, tough, and brave and impressing/scaring outsiders, which dangerous death bridges easily accomplish.

4. The ideal aesthetic (Durincore) is vastly more important than safety.

5. Death bridges weed out weak dwarves.

6. Dumbest one: falling doesn’t kill dwarves it only makes them stronger.