Me: stop throwing things on the floor there are people below us!

Me: *lies down on couch and accidentally kicks remote onto floor*

@little-eclipse-kitten: ~sToP tHrOwiNG tHingS On tHE fLoOR tHeRe arE peOpLe bElOw uS~

Me: *throws couch pillow*

Alex: *throws back and knocks phone on floor*

Both: *collapse in hysterical giggles*

In conclusion, neither of us should ever be allowed anywhere.