gays who can drive are so strong and brave, i would know since i am one of them
me about a horrible character: i love him he is my son
someone: i know he didn’t do anything wrong he was jus-
me: no he’s a fucking piece of shit that did everything wrong don’t do that
What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”
I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.
Keith: But, if there’s any bright side to any of this, it’s that my absence allowed Shiro to reestablish his bond with the Black Lion. He can finally be the leader I was unable to be.