Person: Why do you always go on all these side-quests and play your character like a goody two-shoes?
Me [tearfully]: BECAUSE IN VIDEO GAMES I CAN HELP EVERYONE
Tag: me
not to be really nsfw but man, i could use a good cuddle, soft kisses, my hair played with and someone to fall asleep on.
The Zodiac Signs When Being Lazy
Berates self but doesn’t do it anyway: Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn
Just doesn’t care enough to do the thing: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces
Me, deleting a scene from my fic: Ugh, that was self-indulgent twaddle
Me, adding the scene back in: Oh, wait, that’s the entire point of my writing fan fiction
Fight the good fight.
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