Me: Okay I need to sleep, wind down time, what should I do? I could finish the season of She-Ra
Brain: Meh.
Me:…kay or I could watch a documentary I’ve seen before and play a new puzzle game on my phone
Brain: Meh.
Me: Or I could crochet. Or I could bounce fluffy headcanons with a friend. Or I could read my new book I got from the tower of london.
Brain: Meh.
Me: fuck FINE okay what do you want to do?
Brain: Die.
Me: okay edgelord lets just fuckin sleep then
Tag: my brain is a weird goblin living under the bridge of my consciousness making rude and unnecessary suggestions
Me: okay long day working with the birds and on my feet the whole time, tomorrow another bird shift and then gotta clean up the house before parents get back since i’m the only one that does it but i’m going to be in trouble if the house is a mess, hopefully I’m so exhausted I can just fall asleep–
My brain: have a panic attack about how your best friend will eventually hate your guts.
Me: What the fu…Or we could not do that because that’s stupid and baseless–
My brain: AND YOU WILL DESERVE IT.
Me: ……Jesus fucking Christ.
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