forcearama:

ialreadyreadthatfanfic:

forcearama:

tikkunthisfuckingolam replied:

forcearama:

I think it’s probably that most of the galaxy thinks it’s the latter, if they know what a Jedi is. The Order is just so PURE and STOIC and they can’t get married so OBVIOUSLY they MUST be all totally boring emotionless homebodies whose idea of a hot night out is watching Galactic C-SPAN reruns. Right?!

The remainder of the galaxy has met the/a Jedi, and knows better. (And is still getting over it.)

Ok but there’s gotta be sOMEONE out there who is like, you make your sub(ordinate) call you MASTER? Kinky

LOL. I’m sure it’s at least fueled a nonzero number of Jedi-inspired Adult Films in the GFFA.  

People on peaceful planets, who didn’t need a Jedi Intervention™ in last 50 years: Oh my gosh, the Jedi… so Pure… so D i g n i f i e d… #UltimateAsceticAesthetic

People on planets which had a Jedi Intervention™ in last 50 years: …and then Master Xiu did a fucking triple pirouette off the wall and decapitated 15 droids at once, HOT DAMN. I remember it like yesterday still. She had a private audience with King and Queen before the celebratory we-won-the-war-and-survived farewell banquet and all three of them were very late to the party, if you know what I mean. Jedi? CHASTE? Puh-lease.

People on planets which had a Kenobi-Skywalker Intervention™ during Clone Wars: *staring blankly into the distance* …and then Riva caught Knight Skywalker on holocall with Senator Amidala, and you know, Talus was like, pay up bitches, but then Selleh–you know, Selleh, our maintenance guy, does everything around the palace–comes in all “lol guess who fell out of closet when I opened it if not the the Dream Team”, and we’re like okay maybe it WAS platonic with the senator after all, BUT THEN *I* picked up the comm in Master Kenobi’s suite by mistake when I was on my cleaning rounds, and, I shit you not, it was the. Fucking. Duchess. Of. Mandalore??? And SHE’S like, ‘’ohh I’m SO sorry, it’s a mistake holocall, I wanted to reach, uh, Senator Amidala’’, YEAH SURE YOU DID. And we’re like, fuck, wait, all four–surely not? So who the fuck won the pool then? Did ANYONE even BET on THAT? Aaand that’s when Master Vos showed up, by the way, so we all just gave up and agreed to rework the WHOLE POOL. By the end of the day even Riva’s like, ‘damn, guys, what the hell goes on in that Jedi Temple??’, and Selleh’s like, “I’m starting to seriously question if I really want to know the answer to THAT question” while Meredith goes “I still think episode 457 of Jedi Documentary was staged, we have NOTHING conclusive here–” and Talus tried to strangle her at that point. What the fuck, man, I mean–and Padawan Tano, holy shit, six “diplomatic confidential calls” to a Pandoran holoreceiver in Coruscant Senate AND seven confidential calls to a Jedi Cruiser on secured private line, and like a fuckton of INCOMING CALLS from ALL over the galaxy on her private line–I saw the log myself, I’m not supposed to, but Hy’urk’tam let me peek, you know, just a little–she had, like over half of these numbers blocked. I mean, Togruta like this, she’s young, she’s popular, I know, right? But let me tell you, I didn’t know what jealousy MEANT until I saw Ahsoka Tano’s holocall logs. And man, it’s been three months, three. Fucking. Months since they left, and we still DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO WON THE fucking POOL–

😂 I love it!