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Funny headcanon: Jedi are either seen as the biggest sluts in the galaxy or seen as incorruptibly pure when even kissing a Jedi is seen as defiling them
tikkunthisfuckingolam replied:
I think it’s probably that most of the galaxy thinks it’s the latter, if they know what a Jedi is. The Order is just so PURE and STOIC and they can’t get married so OBVIOUSLY they MUST be all totally boring emotionless homebodies whose idea of a hot night out is watching Galactic C-SPAN reruns. Right?!
The remainder of the galaxy has met the/a Jedi, and knows better. (And is still getting over it.)
Ok but there’s gotta be sOMEONE out there who is like, you make your sub(ordinate) call you MASTER? Kinky
LOL. I’m sure it’s at least fueled a nonzero number of Jedi-inspired Adult Films in the GFFA.
People on peaceful planets, who didn’t need a Jedi Intervention™ in last 50 years: Oh my gosh, the Jedi… so Pure… so D i g n i f i e d… #UltimateAsceticAesthetic
People on planets which had a Jedi Intervention™ in last 50 years: …and then Master Xiu did a fucking triple pirouette off the wall and decapitated 15 droids at once, HOT DAMN. I remember it like yesterday still. She had a private audience with King and Queen before the celebratory we-won-the-war-and-survived farewell banquet and all three of them were very late to the party, if you know what I mean. Jedi? CHASTE? Puh-lease.
People on planets which had a Kenobi-Skywalker Intervention™ during Clone Wars: *staring blankly into the distance* …and then Riva caught Knight Skywalker on holocall with Senator Amidala, and you know, Talus was like, pay up bitches, but then Selleh–you know, Selleh, our maintenance guy, does everything around the palace–comes in all “lol guess who fell out of closet when I opened it if not the the Dream Team”, and we’re like okay maybe it WAS platonic with the senator after all, BUT THEN *I* picked up the comm in Master Kenobi’s suite by mistake when I was on my cleaning rounds, and, I shit you not, it was the. Fucking. Duchess. Of. Mandalore??? And SHE’S like, ‘’ohh I’m SO sorry, it’s a mistake holocall, I wanted to reach, uh, Senator Amidala’’, YEAH SURE YOU DID. And we’re like, fuck, wait, all four–surely not? So who the fuck won the pool then? Did ANYONE even BET on THAT? Aaand that’s when Master Vos showed up, by the way, so we all just gave up and agreed to rework the WHOLE POOL. By the end of the day even Riva’s like, ‘damn, guys, what the hell goes on in that Jedi Temple??’, and Selleh’s like, “I’m starting to seriously question if I really want to know the answer to THAT question” while Meredith goes “I still think episode 457 of Jedi Documentary was staged, we have NOTHING conclusive here–” and Talus tried to strangle her at that point. What the fuck, man, I mean–and Padawan Tano, holy shit, six “diplomatic confidential calls” to a Pandoran holoreceiver in Coruscant Senate AND seven confidential calls to a Jedi Cruiser on secured private line, and like a fuckton of INCOMING CALLS from ALL over the galaxy on her private line–I saw the log myself, I’m not supposed to, but Hy’urk’tam let me peek, you know, just a little–she had, like over half of these numbers blocked. I mean, Togruta like this, she’s young, she’s popular, I know, right? But let me tell you, I didn’t know what jealousy MEANT until I saw Ahsoka Tano’s holocall logs. And man, it’s been three months, three. Fucking. Months since they left, and we still DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO WON THE fucking POOL–
😂 I love it!

Hello chaps! I’ve been away for a hot minute, I know.
Here’s a commission that the wonderful @selcier has been paaaaatiently waiting for (for longer than I care to admit!!) that I finally felt able to finish recently. It’s for her amazing fic CT-Skywalker, which I highly recommend, and I got to go full lens flare to make it resemble a classic Drew Struzan-type poster. My respect, thanks and admiration go to her for her ongoing patience and kindness in waiting while I have been Going Through It. ❤
Mental-health wise, I’m not gonna make any big declarations because that way madness lies, so I’m just being grateful for a few good days recently. Hopefully I’ll be back on Tumblr a bit more than I have been, so I want to give a shy little wave to all you guys and say that I hope you’re all doing great, that your skin is clear, you’re sleeping through the night and that a dog notices you on the street today. ❤ Much love.

Me @ my brain: idea?
My brain: make the space wizards kiss.
Me: again? i mean, i love them but i’ve done that like a bazillion time.
My brain: softly this time.
Me: damn you have the best ideas.
Obikin Week 2018, Day 7!
Prompt: Time
Obi-Wan is visited by someone he lost. Angst ensues.
The first time he comes, its five years into Obi-Wan’s exile on Tatooine. Outside his hovel, he can hear that something’s disturbed the Banthas and annoyed, they start to stomp and snort. He can feel someone’s presence outside the door, familiar yet not, twisted. So then, he’s been found. He’s not afraid of death, but he is afraid for Luke.
When he goes to the door, a familiar black figure awaits him, masked and massive.
“I’m not here to kill you,” it says, in that strange, altered voice he’s heard on vids in the cantina, the voice that haunts his waking and sleeping hours.
He leans against the doorway, toeing at the sand creeping inside. It’s a losing battle. “Aren’t you? Well maybe I should kill you. Though sadly, I’m out of practice.”
He’s tired. He doesn’t want this, though maybe a tiny part of him does. “What do you want from me then?”
The black figure crosses his arms about his chest. “I don’t know. I just wanted to see you again.”
“Well, here I am. You’ve seen me.”
“You look terrible.”
Obi-Wan starts to laugh, with more than a little hysteria. “Coming from you, Darth, really?”
“The Emperor told me you were dead. I didn’t believe him.”
“I’m not. Dead that is. Here I am.”
“No. I’m glad you’re not,” he says, then walks away.
Obi-Wan watches him until he’s a tiny speck on the horizon. He sits down on his bed and wonders if that was real.
The second time comes a few months later, as he’s tending to his broken vaporator. If he doesn’t fix it soon, he’ll die. He wouldn’t make it very far without water. Part of him can’t believe he let it get this bad, the other part understands.
He’s sweating, and his mouth feels like he ate one of his old tunics. It’s midday, and he shouldn’t be out, but has no choice. Something mercifully blocks the sun. Ah, it’s his old friend.
“Go inside, old man. I’ll fix it for you.”
He’s too far gone to question it and stumbles inside, falling onto the cool, sandy floor. What seems like seconds later, he hears heavy boots crunching in and something large standing over him. It hands him a mug of water and he drinks and drinks.
The third time its nightfall, and he sits atop a tall dune watching the thick spray of stars across the sky. Something comes up behind him. He doesn’t turn. He knows who it is.
The black figure sits down beside him and gently touches his thigh with a gloved hand. They sit for a moment, each lost in thought.
“I miss you,” the black figure says.
“Then why did you leave? Why did you leave me like this?”
“I could ask the same of you.”
Obi-Wan snorts. It is a reasonable comeback.
“We both got lost.”
“Yes.” He says and places a black arm around him. He’s surprisingly warm and not as hard as he expected. Obi-Wan leans in for the span of a breath and forgets his pain.
It may not be real, and he can’t quite tell, but for a moment he wishes it was.
Marked
Obikin Week 2k18 Day 2: (Prompts: Soulmates AU/Mythology AU) (Used the Soulmates prompt only)
Warnings: Heavy Angst, Obi-Wan’s Infinite Sadness, Bittersweet Ending
It was on Zygerria when Anakin first
caught a glimpse of the words across Obi-Wan’s back.His former master knelt on the sand,
his tunics gone, his head bowed, hands bound, back already burned and
slashed.But there, between the cuts and
bruises, ink-black words stood out stark and cold:I hate you!
The last words
Obi-Wan would hear from his soulmate before death claimed one or the
other.Anakin’s hand
trembled as he held the electrowhip, knowing the Queen expected him
to wound Obi-Wan further. He should probably enact some form of plan
now, to allow them to escape, but all he could focus on at the moment
was the small symbol beside the words.Anakin’s blood ran
cold, his body froze, he couldn’t quite breathe.What
have I done? What will I do?What
could ever make Anakin
say such a thing to Obi-Wan?A
soulmark was signed with a symbol that only its owner could
recognize. Anakin looked at it and knew it was him, Obi-Wan
must have peered at it in the mirror and wondered.But
if this was the
case…Then
the words, settled much lower on Anakin’s back, like a trampstamp of
calligraphy, would be what Obi-Wan said
to him in the end.I
loved you.The
sigil signing it lay a bit lower, just at the top of Anakin’s right
ass cheek, and Obi-Wan hadn’t seen it before,
though the soulmark itself had been plainly visible every time Anakin
peeled out of his shirt.It was only during
the war, with Obi-Wan trying to bind a wound high up Anakin’s thigh,
that Obi-Wan had encountered the tiny signature symbol.At
the time Anakin hadn’t tied it to
Obi-Wan’s startled recoil.He’d thought the
wound must have been worse than they’d expected.But
it didn’t take long to heal. Wasn’t near as bad as we’d feared.
And if he bears my mark, then I bear his.And Anakin only
had one soulmark on his body.This meant Obi-Wan
bore three. Two faded into a painful silver, the beings connected to
them dead. One, long so, the other, much more recent.He
will bring Balance. Train him,
whispered Qui-Gon’s, wrapped around Obi-Wan’s bicep like a chain. And
then the small, delicate script over his heart that had belonged to
Duchess Kryze: I have loved you always; I always will.The eternal love
of a dead woman framed Obi-Wan’s heart from before, and Anakin’s
future hatred from behind, heart beating strong and resigned between
the two.Anakin
felt as if he might unravel with how unfair that
was for Obi-Wan, as gentle and kind and decent a
person as Anakin knew—And
who I will love, but only for a time.Thankfully,
Ahsoka, Rex, and R2 took control of the situation, and the instant
Obi-Wan’s hands were free, he fought for them like a wildcat. Small,
scrappy, devastatingly lethal.When they were
away from Zygerria and safe, Anakin stepped to Obi-Wan’s side and
placed his palm against Obi-Wan’s back, where bandages now hid the
words.Obi-Wan’s
shoulders sagged and his head bowed.“Why?” Anakin
whispered. “Why were you bestowed the gift of being loved by three
different people, only to be condemned to suffer heartbreak every
time?”Obi-Wan’s head
came up, his gaze swift finding Anakin’s.A gentle smile
touched Obi-Wan’s lips. “The Force has chosen me for suffering. I
don’t know why.”Anakin’s throat
closed up and his face crumpled.“Do not grieve,”
Obi-Wan whispered, turning to face him and reaching up to touch
Anakin’s cheek with a gentle fingertip. “My love for you will not
falter. It will consume my final, dying breath.”Anakin’s eyes
blurred with tears. “Why do you think your death is the one that
will separate us?”
“Whatever I will have done to make you
hate me…” a tear trembled on Obi-Wan’s lash. “In a battle
between you and me, I would not be the one to survive. Whatever
terrible thing I do in the future, you will kill me. I do not think I
will hold it against you. It is a whisper that has settled heavily
around my heart for some time now.”Anakin
stared at him, feeling his own heart break, and sensing Obi-Wan’s had
already. He knew
months ago, and still he met Anakin with a cheerful smile in the
mornings, and still he claimed what moments of light they might be
offered in this mad, terrible universe.Anakin drew the
smaller man into his arms, careful of the terrible wounds a short
time in slavery had wrought upon Obi-Wan’s body.To
promise I will never hurt him would be an obvious lie, given the
circumstances. But he couldn’t
stay quiet.“When it
happens, and I say those terrible words—” Anakin’s voice failed
him, and he had to swallow hard to continue. “Hold on, Obi-Wan.
Wherever you go in the Force, I will return to you. The Force cannot
separate us again once we are part of it. So once death has claimed
you, you hold on, and you wait for me. I’ll come back.”And twenty-four
years later…Anakin Skywalker
did.
The End.
Is there a word for “And they found happiness as ghosts?” If there is, I probably should be told, so I can use it as a tag. Hm.
Love,
20 Days of Obikin Winners!
As always, thanks to everyone who entered. A list will be posted within the coming days of all the entries. It was a tough choice to pick only the top five, but here we go:
1. Late Night Comfort by aphorisnt
2. The Way Home by PetitMinou
3. Hold Me Close by violet_mercury
4. Interlude by PetitMinou
5. Help by PetitMinou
It was amazing to see so many entries in such little time; especially since this is my first challenge. That you guys for making this happen and happy writing!










