Sheevâs attempts to drag Anakin away from Obi-Wan is one of my most favorite things about Star Wars because a) itâs HILARIOUS and b) it says everything about their relationship right there and how important it was.
Obi-Wanâs presence in Anakinâs life was such a fundamental stabilizing force that of course Palpatine had to break it apart.  He did absolutely everything he could to drive a wedge between themâsometimes successful, sometimes not. He would make little comments constantly about how, oh, Iâm sure Master Kenobi cares for you, but does he really? or would put Obi-Wan in a position where he had to do his duty to go undercover to save the Chancellor and hurt Anakin doing it, or would just tell Anakin to leave his Master behind already because they had to escape this burning ship.
And, even after all the shit theyâve been through, when Palpatine looks at him all wide-eyed innocence and says, âLeave him, or weâll never make it.â Anakin makes this incredible face:
THAT IS THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO HAS HAD AN ASS FULL OF SUGGESTING THEY LEAVE HIS BOYFRIEND BEHIND AND HE IS NOT GOING TO DO IT, TRY SUGGESTING IT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, SHEEV, AND ANAKIN WILL LIGHTSABER YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE HE DOESNâT CARE IF YOUâRE THE CHANCELLOR OF THE GALAXY OR NOT.
adkjsas THAT FACE. is the best thing ive seen omg anakinâs just like usually Obi Wan is the only one suggesting i leave him behind AND I HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE W THAT AS IT IS W/O U ADDING TO IT, CHANCELLOR.
ANAKIN IS SO FULL OF SALT IN THE FIRST HALF HOUR OF THE MOVIE ITâS SO GREAT.
He drops into the elevator, Obi-Wan almost lightsabers him to death, âOh, itâs you.â
OMG MASTER HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT KNOW IT WAS ME? WTF.
And then Artoo is taking awhile to get into gear and help them:
NO COMMENTARY FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY, MASTER. >:|
AND THEN DOOKU STARTS SHIT TALKING HIM, TOO:
FINE.  FINE.  They deal with Dooku, get dropped down another elevator shaft, just barely escape the elevator hurtling a crushing death at them, then get stuck in the ray shields, where he councils patience and Obi-Wan is like âWho the fuck are you and what have you done with my former Padawan?  Youâre suggesting patience?â
This is Anakin Skywalkerâs fucking life.
AND THATâS NOT EVEN INCLUDING THE AMAZING FACE HE MAKES IN THE DELETED SCENE:
I LOVE EVERY INCH OF HIS FACES OKAY.
Anakin Skywalker is 1000% done with Everything.
Especially people that keep telling him to leave his boyfriend behind. That includes you, Obi-Wan.
This will NEVER NOT MAKE ME LAUGH and seemed fitting for this conversation.
I will never get tired of adding hilarious Anakin faces (ESPECIALLY WITH LEIA PARALLELS LOL) to this post! Â SOME OTHER SALTPILE AND/OR SO OFFENDEDÂ FAVES:
HIS LIFE IS ONE BIG SALT PILE, HE CANNOT BELIEVE HE HAS TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT.
Though, honestly, Sheev really steals the scene when the ship is crashing, like he cannot BELIEVE that this is the kind of shit The Team goes through and HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY NOT DEAD IF THIS IS HOW THEY ACT??
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