The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity.
There’s a lot of discourse going around right now about everyone’s ages but this is literally the only thing I’ve been thinking of since they were officially released
We specifically bought this mini-van instead of a car because it has three seats in the font but now all we do is argue about who gets to sit in the middle
Our group chat is mostly just Person A serenading the both of us with song lyrics and dirty messages oh my god this fucking dork…oh shit now I’m kinda aroused one of you fuckers meet me for lunch asap
We all tried to spit our toothpaste in the sink at the same time and ended up banging our heads together and communicating in unintelligible noises due to having too much fucking toothpaste in our mouths oh my god will one you just spit first I’m so tired I want to go to bed
Person A always sleeps in the middle because they are the smallest but that also means that sometimes they end up like a whole half of the way down the bed by morning and more than once now we’ve both been terrified we accidentally suffocated them in the night
Person B is literally so fucking ticklish and we tickle-attack them so often that we think they might actually secretly hate us and have plans to leave us
Your
parents are super supportive of our relationship which is really nice
but every year your mom knits us three matching Christmas sweaters and
we have no choice but to wear them and now the entire extended family
knows we’re all together and it can get kinda awkward at times but oh
well I love you both so much, hey Person A show us your childhood
bedroom
I SWEAR I HAVEN’T WORN A PAIR OF MY OWN
UNDERWEAR IN OVER A YEAR THERE IS JUST SO MUCH FUCKING UNDERWEAR IN THIS
HOUSEHOLD GODDAMN
You and I were innocently making out
but then I got aroused and so did you but we knew Person C would be
home literally any minute so we just decided to wait for them at which
point they walked through the door and took one look at our faces and
realized exactly what was going on before sighing at us disappointingly
and taking off their shirt
You two are such
trouble-makers and I am literally cleaning up after you 24/7 please be
adults for like one second and no both of you simultaneously smothering
me in neck kisses isn’t going to make me less mad….but carry on anyways
konekorambles 