Invisible warlock (Stell) and druid in rat-form (Hazel) are trying to escape this library without anyone recognizing them.
Hazel is caught by the tail, but Stell shoves the man back, grabs Hazel, and runs.Stell: “Magic rat!”
As everyone tries to catch the “flying”, “magic” rat, Stell invisibly shoves people or distracts them with wind or sparks or fire.
DM: “The librarian stands in the doorway, holding a book over her head, staring at the rat zooming towards her. ‘I will not let this happen in my library!’”
Stell: *rolls an 18 to dodge and gets past* “Sorry! Magic rat!”
Tag: okay i’m entertained
Selections from the unofficial Clone Trooper handbook:
1. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn’t know what’s going on.
2. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.
3. Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
4. Everything is air-droppable at least once.
5. Only you can prevent friendly fire.
6. The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster.
#i like to sit around thinking about what life would have been like in the naberrie-skywalker household#padme would have been amazing when the twins were just little kids but when they hit puberty she’d be like ???#padme was a queen when she was 14; she couldn’t afford temper tantrums; she doesn’t understand any of this#and anakin stands up and he’s like MY TIME HAS COME#he is the chosen one prophecied to bring balance to this household#leia is the best at everything until anakin starts seriously training them and luke is a natural at Meditation and Jedi Stuff#and leia gets SO PISSED and luke’s like WHY CAN’T I BE BETTER THAN YOU AT ONE THING#and leia’s like WHY CAN’T YOU STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE#and then they yell incoherently at each other and padme’s like ????????? STOP???????????#she can get the senate to shut the fuck up and listen but she can’t get her 13yo twins to do the same#and then anakin walks in and starts yelling just as incoherently and padme’s like i’m leaving#but it works. whatever strange terrifying things they were all yelling at dinner everyone’s happy again#and padme’s like oh my god if politics were like this i’d kill all my coworkers#and anakin’s like hahahahahhahahaha.#and in another universe darth vader stops and stares out a window and he’s like huh. that was weird#‘it’s as if i felt padme again and we were in complete agreement on something’#and then he continues choking out an admiral#STAR WARS COMEDY
konekorambles 