Tag: pfft

bactatank:

That diagram of the Jedi temple got me thinking that it would have a very collegiate atmosphere

  • “Wanna get some food?” “The refectory’s closed.” “What about the one in the east wing?” “They put so much cheese in EVERYTHING though.”
  • Younglings excusing themselves from class, using the restroom, and then taking “the long way” back (which takes forty-five minutes)
  • All sorts of nefarious goings-on happen in the meditation gardens after midnight
  • There’s a loth-cat loose in the dorms. No one knows who it belongs to, but it has been there for weeks.
  • Jocasta Nu would very much like to know who keeps changing the desktop backgrounds on the library computers to a close-up of Mace Windu’s angry face, although she’s not sure whether she would prefer to punish them or hire them on as an assistant
  • Kit Fisto is a bit of a legend in the dormitories, rumored to have scaled the Tower of Reconciliation on a dare using nothing but tied-together bedsheets. He demurrs when asked about it, which only adds more fuel to the fire.
  • Though not officially sanctioned, there is a temple radio station. Tune in late at night to hear everything from traditional Gungan music to deep cuts from outer rim punk bands
  • Quinlan Vos is a library napper #confirmed
  • Groups of padawans sneaking through the main hall at night, when everything is empty and silent, their giggles echoing off the vaulted ceiling and bouncing back at them from a thousand directions 
  • They say that the memorial to Qui-Gon Jinn in the Temple Spire is haunted. Every now and then a knight will camp out next to it in hopes of catching a glimpse of the paranormal, and some come back claiming to have heard strange sounds. Then again, they may have just been hearing Eeth Koth’s art-noise band rehearsing.

jvlianbashir:

emperorsfoot:

poplitealqueen:

jvlianbashir:

why do people try to pit star wars and star trek against each other when we all know damn well jim kirk would be all over that psychic twink with a laser sword

OP you are so wise

Just for clarification, which psychic twink are we talkin’ bout here? Anakin, Luke, or Kylo?

as if jim kirk would give an unrepentant fascist like kylo the time of day lmao

Anakin: We can make this work! We’re Romeo and Juliet!
Padmé: It didn’t work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a tragic double suicide.
Anakin: That’s how it ends? Why do people like it so much?

elenajones23:

kimolson1993:

dontstealmycake:

isabelle-simon:

my top 20 tv ships of all time
#8. rachel and joey – f . r  i . e . n . d . s
“it can’t be that hard, i mean, you’ve been in love before. just once. with you.”

#friends#forever bitter#see i don’t actually want a friends reunion because i don’t want it to ruin the ending i’ve decided in my head#which is that ross and rachel obviously broke up again#because the show made it abundantly clear they couldn’t work longterm#(which is why they couldn’t get together ‘permanently’ until the final episode)#rachel did finally go to paris#joey coincidentally got a role that filmed in paris#without ross in their faces they realized how well they worked#now they’re a power couple traveling the world going to film festivals and fashion weeks#their home base is next door to monica and chandler#and monica runs it as an airbnb when they’re gone#phoebe and mike live across the street#and none for ross geller bye#(they only see ross at holidays)#(monica has a drawer of pictures she puts out before ross comes over so he thinks they still care about him)#(ross is on his sixth or seventh wife; he gets older but the wives don’t)

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@dontstealmycake you’re a freaking genius because that the most realistic head-cannon ever.