squeakyfuzzies:

thelaughingrat:

cinemappleby:

rat-librarian:

squeakyfuzzies:

thelaughingrat:

“Food that is in my mouth is my food and not your food. If it’s not in my mouth yet, game on.”

“You smell like love. Love, in this instance, is a euphemism for rat pee.”

“Who’s a little smooshy face rat rat? Who’s mama’s bestest babby ratato? I love my fuzzy meat lump, yes I do! Yes I do!”

“Your tail is a part of your body and as such requires occasional cleaning, Should you fail to clean your tail yourself, cleaning services will be provided. No, you may not opt out of this.”

“You owe me a new phone charger.”

“Your sister is not a stepladder.”

“If you didn’t want him to tackle you, then why have you been antagonizing him for the last five minutes?”

“If you don’t want me to tug on your tail then you shouldn’t dangle it out though your cage bars.”

“Yes, I’m cleaning your cage. No, your presence is not helpful.”

“Potty pans are for potty, not for throwing.”

“You know, when I had gerbils they never shredded a single couch cushion.”

“I’m sort of in the middle of something, it’s not a convenient time to cuddle right now…. Oh, fine, you win. But only because you’re cute and I love you.”

Oh, oh! Kidnapping this post!

“You are a… Big… Brown… Sausage.”

“You are my little stinky Cloud, Yes you are…” – “She’s a fart!”

My fave thing ever said about my rats was by @cinemappleby:

“Sweet beans are made of licks”

Sweet beans are made of licks

Who am I to teach them tricks?

I pet them all night

And through the day

Every rattie’s a beautiful something

Some of them want to clean you

Some of them want to get treats from you

Some of them want to love you

Some of them just want to eat your food

Hold your nose up, keep your nose up, movin’ fast
Hold your nose up, movin’ fast, keep your nose up, zoomin’ past
Hold your nose up, movin’ fast, keep your nose up, dashin’ past
Hold your nose up, movin’ fast, keep your nose up