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padawan kenobi, has a fever: master i’m fine let me practice my saber katas

qui-gon to tahl, attempting to be a good dad master and not screw up like last time: why is he like this

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knight kenobi, throwing himself out a window to catch one (1) assassin droid: anakin i’ll be fine wait here

anakin, in awe over his master’s latest Reckless Act: he’s my role model

padmé, who was sleeping until one minute ago: what

anakin: i mean. why is he like this.

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jedi master/councilor/general kenobi, lying facedown on the battlefield: cody it’s only a flesh wound i’m fine

cody: permission to speak freely, sir?

jedi master/councilor/general kenobi, lying facedown on the battlefield:

cody, flipping him over: sir?

jedi master/councilor/general kenobi, no longer lying facedown on the battlefield, revealing extensive injuries: yes

cody to no one in particular, running to get a medic: WHY IS HE LIKE THIS??

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old ben kenobi, exhibiting unhealthy coping mechanisms and talking to his  bantha friend: thank you for your concern dolo however despite my continuous alcoholism and the fact that most of my friends have died horrible deaths i am completely and utterly fine

dolo the bantha:

old ben kenobi, exhibiting unhealthy coping mechanisms and talking to his  bantha friend: why am i like this