You know, “Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vader at 23,” just sounded like a canon fact when you were younger because he was married and a Knight and all
But then you reach your early twenties and you’re suddenly like HOLD UP HE WAS PRACTICALLY A KID
And then “Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vader at 23,” suddenly. Just. Becomes a whole lot worse.
“Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vader when he was two years younger than Obi-Wan was when he was knighted.”
“Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vader at the same age Luke was in ROTJ.”
Darth Vader wasn’t always the same menacing presence we see in Rogue One. He was forced into the equivalent of a living prison when he was barely past his majority and fed on a steady stream of lies for the next twenty-three years – the latter half of his lifetime.
wow incredible stunning talented showstopping… 10/10. even more powerful when paired with desert chic bucket hat and goggles 30/10
desert #2:
good i like it. powerful pose. baby gay in search of adventure but he knows you gotta be cute. solid start i like the loose shirt… artistic AND practical. 10/10
yellow jacket:
he’s clearly copying the brown pants + boots look from han but he’s using the yellow jacket to make it his own! revolutionary 10/10
beige brilliance:
this is the gayest possible way to hold a gun i love him…. 10/10
dagobah more like gaygobah:
toying with tasteful twunk looks…. look at those biceps. 10/10
return of the jedi aka
i just.. just look at him. go out and buy a new gucci suit just to face down your estranged dad what kind of gay goals.. icon. 10000/10
best pilot in the galaxy:
can you believe he invented the colour orange? wow. thank you. 10/10
dramatic like my father before me:
the moody gaze off into the distance… 10/10
forest frollicking:
the caption for this was “mark hamill as the wonderful luke skywalker” and i am inclined to agree. ponchos were literally invented to be worn by this man. 10/10
depression robes:
he may be in exile but that doesnt mean he cant look good!! 10/10
bonus: ooooh he fucking did that you know he did!!!
okay i cant find a pic of it but you know what im talking about!!!!! the haircut harking back to his days as the galaxy’s most iconic twink ever to wear a bowlcut… the 600 thread count black suit.. you KNOW before he went to that battlefield he astral-projected into the runway at space fashion week and pirated the latest ralph lauren number in a tasteful matte black. incredible. i love luke. 1000000000/10
modern au star wars. rey, poe and finn all live in a one bedroom apartment with poe’s corgi. rey doesn’t have a social security number. leia signed the lease so poe would stop sleeping on her couch. hux is kylo’s manager at the gamestop
han and leia are divorced but have been living together anyway. luke lives on a ranch in the middle of nowhere in arizona and they used to visit him every christmas but eventually leia got tired of trying to figure out what “ok so there will be no signs at this point, but after three hours you’ll see a rock. turn there” means
luke and han are the exact opposite sides of the antigovernment spectrum, which becomes a problem after luke realises he really loves drones
luke was raised on the ranch by obiwan, who has technically been squatting there since the 60s
padme had a will but anakin just had a piece of paper that said he thought obiwan should have his dogs and also his sword collection
luke refuses to mail anything so when he wants leia to have something he just drives to california and puts the package on her porch. he has a really poor concept of what leia needs, could use or would like so half the time she opens these 20 year old boxes signed “LUKE, YOUR BROTHER” in fading pen to discover, like, a broken tv and a note that says “can han use this for anything?”
do you think leia felt everyone on alderaan die but because she didn’t know she was force sensitive she thought it was all her own pain, do you think unknowingly force sensitive people all over the galaxy in the middle of sleeping or cooking dinner or kissing their children goodnight suddenly felt their hearts torn out and had no idea why
Anakin: I love you.
Padme: I love you more.
Anakin: No, I love you more.
Padme: No I love you more.
Obi-Wan: I’d love if ya’ll didn’t do this in the group chat.
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