The Son: Come to the dark side Anakin!
Anakin: I would never willing go to the dark side!
The Son: What if I showed you your future?
*Shows the future where Anakin has indeed gone to the dark side*
Anakin: Oh god, what do I have to do to stop this?
The Son: Okay, this is gonna sound crazy- but hear me out. Come to the dark side.
Anakin: Brilliant.

I’m on Twilight of the Apprentice and maaaaaan I already cried about Ahsoka twice tonight (i see the jedi are continuing their proud tradition of fucking with peoples heads EVEN AFTER THEYRE ALL DEAD gah) and ooooh I’m not ready for this

alligaytorr:

iloveragnarok:

i know not everyones seen star wars: the clone wars so heres some highlights:

  • the jedi council sends 12 year old boba fett to maximum security prison  for associating with criminals after the jedi killed his dad in front of him
  • darth maul has two brothers named. feral, and savage opress
  • you know the singing cgi frog thing they added to the return of the jedi? her name is sy snootles and she shot her ex for breaking her heart
  • anakin almost becomes god for like 3 episodes. this isnt brought up again

you forgot about that time when ahsoka was kidnapped by lizard people and teamed up with chewbacca to escape

ghostclvb:

me absolutely eating up all the finnpoe baiting happening on this promo tour waiting to see them interact in tlj but also knowing in my heart of hearts that while oscar and john are both angels would do it in a heartbeat it will never happen in canon bc disney and lucasfilm are deceitful cowards

datpiranha:

Ahsoka with a little more Skywalker in her, killing palp and only returning to the order to train Leia is an AU that really butters my eggroll.

Rex is the most exasperated clone in the galaxy. The 332nd is the loudest and most scary battalion in the republic right after aayla securas 327th. Leia is like Ahsoka x Anakins hype.