remember when ventress straight up killed a guy who was being rude to her at the bar
Tag: tcw
star wars: the clone wars meme | (2/9) scenes→
“To die for one’s people is a great sacrifice. To live for one’s people, an even greater sacrifice. I choose to live for my people. What do you choose?”
TANO
The Son: Come to the dark side Anakin!
Anakin: I would never willing go to the dark side!
The Son: What if I showed you your future?
*Shows the future where Anakin has indeed gone to the dark side*
Anakin: Oh god, what do I have to do to stop this?
The Son: Okay, this is gonna sound crazy- but hear me out. Come to the dark side.
Anakin: Brilliant.
i know not everyones seen star wars: the clone wars so heres some highlights:
- the jedi council sends 12 year old boba fett to maximum security prison for associating with criminals after the jedi killed his dad in front of him
- darth maul has two brothers named. feral, and savage opress
- you know the singing cgi frog thing they added to the return of the jedi? her name is sy snootles and she shot her ex for breaking her heart
- anakin almost becomes god for like 3 episodes. this isnt brought up again
you forgot about that time when ahsoka was kidnapped by lizard people and teamed up with chewbacca to escape
Ahsoka with a little more Skywalker in her, killing palp and only returning to the order to train Leia is an AU that really butters my eggroll.
Rex is the most exasperated clone in the galaxy. The 332nd is the loudest and most scary battalion in the republic right after aayla securas 327th. Leia is like Ahsoka x Anakins hype.
most iconic clone wars moments
- that guy smugly saying no one would shoot him and brand themselves “cold blooded killers” right before anakin pops up, stabs him in the chest and shrugs
- ventress straight up murdering a guy who tried to talk to her at the bar
- [clones talking] “so i says to her, baby you and me could really—” “you’ve never even met a girl”
- hondo drunkenly yelling “i’m flyinggggg!!” as he gets catapulted into the air by a bunch of 12 year olds
- anakin and obi wan getting absolutely smashed at hondo’s pirate bar and waking up in a cell tied together with dooku
- grievous immediately jumping into his escape pod and ditching his entire fleet like every episode
- pop star sy snootles being a sneaky gay icon who murdered her mobster ex lover
- maul
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