the force bond between rey and kylo makes me wonder if anakin and obi-wan or even anakin and ahsoka had something similar so any time obi-wan was just chilling his quarters drinking some tea anakin would just appear in front of him like KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER
Tag: Tlj spoilers
so tlj is not a movie to see while sleep deprived. an incomplete list of reasons i cried:
- luke was on screen (tears)
- leia was on screen (tears)
- admiral Holdo’s death (tears)
- luke and leia were on screen TOGETHER (audible sobs)
- “no one’s ever truly gone” (more sobs)
- luke doing the shoulder brush after ren’s totally reasonable and not at all overboard bombardment (ugly laugh-crying)
- those silly dice fading away in ren’s hand (tears)
- luke fading into the force (sobs)
- thinking about how much better it would be had anakin and obi-wan’s force ghosts been there to guide him home (CRYING AGAIN JUST THINKING ABOUT IT FUCK)
- rey and leia existing simultaneously (more sobbing)
- staying through the credits to see the dedication to carrie fisher (family obligated to sit through the entirety of the credits for me to stop hiccuping enough to walk to the car)
in other news i have the mother of all migraines and i’m going to bed
Can we just take a second to appreciate how Extra™ all the Skywalker boys are?
– Luke’s immortal shoulder swipe
– Ben’s fluttering cape
– All of the thousands of fluttering capes
– Anakin building his evil fortress on Mustafar
– S A N D
– Ben shrieking about shooting down the Falcon
– Honestly everything Ben does that shows off his Issues (so basically when he does anything)
– Luke exploding the hut over scandalous fingertouching
– The thousands of dramatic hair flips
– Luke using a 200ft long spear instead of just fishing like a fucking normal person
luke skywalker in tlj: once i overcome my depression and astral project myself across the galaxy it’s over for you hoes
boy better watch his back
Kylo: *dramatically takes of cape and lets it flutter to the ground as he rises to meet Luke*
Obi-Wan’s Force Ghost: I mean he’s a fucking disaster but his Form is impeccable
Anakin’s Force Ghost: *nodding in approval*
Luke Skywalker casually brushing dirt off of his holographic shoulder after being bombarded by his over-dramatic nephew is easily the most iconic film moment of 2017.
Luke: you were turning towards the dark
Kylo: I was asleep
Luke: I could feel the darkness
Kylo: it was two in the morning
PUT THOSE AWAY
