I saw this and figured Keith would do that for sure.
Hmm. I wonder if there’s a correlation between personality types and which of lotor’s generals you’re totally gay for? Because everyone on my dash has made an instant selection, we all just immediately bonded with a specific galra lady? Wth if anyone sees this tag with your myers-briggs type, star sign, and fave evil lady general.
Keith tries to get a picture of an interesting rock and gets a blurry bicyclist in the foreground
Hunk says it looks like a bigfoot picture
Lance and Keith suddenly have a competition to take the most “cryptid” pictures
There’re increasingly complex rules
It only counts if blurry
They have to yell out “cryptid!” to give the other a chance at it
There’s a fifteen minute debate about whether a jogger counts or not
Especially since all Lance got was an orange blur heading out of frame
Levels are invented
Joggers are declared a rare variant (at Lance’s insistence)
Kids on bikes are larval stage
Bike racks are nests
Shiro spots a tandem bike
No one is sure what to make of it
They kinda just coast by it in silence, all six (paladins and Allura) staring out the windows
There’s a couple in east Texas who feel a slight shiver when they see an old van overtaking them on the road from now on
They overtake a flock of around 25 in the bike lane. As they slow down to pass them Pidge rolls down their window and blasts the X-files theme on their bluetooth speakers
Everyone laughs until they can’t breathe, including Shiro
At the end of the day Lance and Keith are comparing photos and arguing over who won. Pidge trumps them both
They argue that Pidge’s don’t count because they didn’t call them out for everyone to see
However the existence of 297 blurry photos of cyclists on their phone cements their victory
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