okay but keith’s dad was so ride or die. finds a buff alien lady in his backyard— does he call the government? no. dude immediately thinks “i’m gonna be the homemaker this woman deserves” and carries her off to his love shack. buff alien lady tells him she needs him to blow some shit up? sure baby but what are you gonna be doing? oh, committing murder? cool cool cool. the thirst was next level. she wanted to name their kid yorak and he was still into her, that’s love bitch
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