little-eclipse-kitten:

While in the fancy first class lounge

Me: *bringing back apple juice and shortbread*

@konekorambles: Thank youuu

Me: *proceeds to spill apple juice all over the table before managing to set the cup down*

Taylor: I cant take you anywhere

Taylor: *rips open shortbread qnd sends both cookies flying under the table*

Me: I cAnT TAkE yOu AnYwhErE

Both: *hysterical laughter*